SELECT 
  cscart_products.*, 
  cscart_product_descriptions.*, 
  MIN(
    IF(
      cscart_product_prices.percentage_discount = 0, 
      cscart_product_prices.price, 
      cscart_product_prices.price - (
        cscart_product_prices.price * cscart_product_prices.percentage_discount
      )/ 100
    )
  ) as price, 
  GROUP_CONCAT(
    CASE WHEN (
      cscart_products_categories.link_type = 'M'
    ) THEN CONCAT(
      cscart_products_categories.category_id, 
      'M'
    ) ELSE cscart_products_categories.category_id END 
    ORDER BY 
      cscart_categories.storefront_id IN (0, 1) DESC, 
      (
        cscart_products_categories.link_type = 'M'
      ) DESC, 
      cscart_products_categories.category_position ASC, 
      cscart_products_categories.category_id ASC
  ) as category_ids, 
  popularity.total as popularity, 
  companies.company as company_name, 
  cscart_product_sales.amount as sales_amount, 
  cscart_seo_names.name as seo_name, 
  cscart_seo_names.path as seo_path, 
  cscart_discussion.type as discussion_type, 
  cscart_product_review_prepared_data.average_rating average_rating, 
  cscart_product_review_prepared_data.reviews_count product_reviews_count, 
  companies.discreet_shipping as company_discreet_shipping 
FROM 
  cscart_products 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_prices ON cscart_product_prices.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_prices.lower_limit = 1 
  AND cscart_product_prices.usergroup_id IN (0, 0, 1) 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_descriptions ON cscart_product_descriptions.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_descriptions.lang_code = 'en' 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_companies as companies ON companies.company_id = cscart_products.company_id 
  INNER JOIN cscart_products_categories ON cscart_products_categories.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  INNER JOIN cscart_categories ON cscart_categories.category_id = cscart_products_categories.category_id 
  AND cscart_categories.storefront_id IN (0, 1) 
  AND (
    cscart_categories.usergroup_ids = '' 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      0, cscart_categories.usergroup_ids
    ) 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      1, cscart_categories.usergroup_ids
    )
  ) 
  AND (
    cscart_products.usergroup_ids = '' 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      0, cscart_products.usergroup_ids
    ) 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      1, cscart_products.usergroup_ids
    )
  ) 
  AND cscart_categories.status IN ('A', 'H') 
  AND cscart_products.status IN ('A', 'H') 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_popularity as popularity ON popularity.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_sales ON cscart_product_sales.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_sales.category_id = 1211 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_seo_names ON cscart_seo_names.object_id = 35267 
  AND cscart_seo_names.type = 'p' 
  AND cscart_seo_names.dispatch = '' 
  AND cscart_seo_names.lang_code = 'en' 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_discussion ON cscart_discussion.object_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_discussion.object_type = 'P' 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_review_prepared_data ON cscart_product_review_prepared_data.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_review_prepared_data.storefront_id = 0 
WHERE 
  cscart_products.product_id = 35267 
  AND (
    companies.status IN ('A') 
    OR cscart_products.company_id = 0
  ) 
GROUP BY 
  cscart_products.product_id

Query time 0.00154

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Result

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