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SCRIPT_NAME addons app auth breadcrumbs companies_products_tags company_data company_id container containers content content_alignment content_tpl currencies current_mode display_base_href ga_pageview_url grid hash_of_available_countries hash_of_phone_masks images_dir language_direction languages layout_data localizations location_data logos navigation parent_grid primary_currency product_reviews products reset_url search secondary_currency selected_layout self_images_dir seo_alt_hreflangs_list seo_canonical server_env store_trigger stripe_payment_buttons_icons user_info

Template variables
SCRIPT_NAME	`string(10) "/index.php"`
addons	array(95) { ["as_admin_notes"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(1) "1" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["as_shipstation"]=> array(17) { ["api_mode"]=> string(4) "live" ["min_box_length"]=> string(1) "2" ["allow_status_ids"]=> array(2) { ["P"]=> string(1) "Y" ["O"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["enable_frontend"]=> string(1) "Y" ["marketplace_fulfillment"]=> string(1) "N" ["min_box_width"]=> string(1) "2" ["allow_to_auto_create_shipstation"]=> string(1) "Y" ["api_key"]=> string(0) "" ["min_box_height"]=> string(1) "2" ["api_secret"]=> string(0) "" ["min_box_weight"]=> string(1) "1" ["api_connected"]=> string(1) "N" ["shipstation_api_template"]=> string(19) "shipstation_api.tpl" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(1) "1" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["as_shipengine"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(1) "5" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_connector"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["stripe"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_encrypt"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["stripe_connect"]=> array(7) { ["collect_payouts"]=> string(1) "N" ["rma_refunded_order_status"]=> string(0) "" ["rma_refunded_order_status_tpl"]=> string(29) "rma_refunded_order_status.tpl" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_magic_link"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_merchant"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_nalpac"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_sso"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["paypal_commerce_platform"]=> array(6) { ["collect_payouts"]=> string(1) "N" ["rma_refunded_order_status"]=> string(0) "" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_refresh"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spice_video_api"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_options"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["live_search"]=> array(13) { ["search_in_short_description"]=> string(1) "N" ["search_in_full_description"]=> string(1) "Y" ["search_in_keywords"]=> string(1) "Y" ["searchinfeatures"]=> string(1) "Y" ["searchinoptions"]=> string(1) "N" ["search_by_product_code"]=> string(1) "Y" ["search_by_exact_phrase"]=> string(3) "any" ["letters_to_start"]=> string(1) "3" ["items_limit"]=> string(1) "5" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_tickets"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_avalara"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["social_buttons"]=> array(35) { ["twitter_enable"]=> string(1) "Y" ["pinterest_enable"]=> string(1) "Y" ["yandex_enable"]=> string(1) "Y" ["facebook_enable"]=> string(1) "Y" ["vkontakte_enable"]=> string(1) "N" ["twitter_via"]=> string(0) "" ["pinterest_size"]=> string(2) "20" ["yandex_share_code"]=> string(105) "" ["vkontakte_appid"]=> string(0) "" ["facebook_app_id"]=> string(0) "" ["facebook_href"]=> string(0) "" ["pinterest_shape"]=> string(4) "rect" ["twitter_size"]=> string(6) "medium" ["yandex_display_on"]=> array(1) { ["N"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["vkontakte_button_style"]=> string(4) "mini" ["vkontakte_height"]=> string(2) "22" ["twitter_display_count"]=> string(10) "horizontal" ["pinterest_display_on"]=> array(1) { ["products"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["facebook_send"]=> string(1) "Y" ["vkontakte_width"]=> string(3) "350" ["facebook_width"]=> string(1) "1" ["twitter_display_on"]=> array(1) { ["products"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["vkontakte_buttons_name"]=> string(4) "like" ["facebook_layout"]=> string(8) "standard" ["vkontakte_display_on"]=> array(1) { ["N"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["facebook_show_faces"]=> string(1) "N" ["facebook_action"]=> string(4) "like" ["facebook_lang"]=> string(5) "en_US" ["facebook_action_font"]=> string(5) "arial" ["facebook_colorscheme"]=> string(5) "light" ["facebook_display_on"]=> array(1) { ["products"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["tags"]=> array(6) { ["tags_for_products"]=> string(1) "Y" ["tags_for_pages"]=> string(1) "Y" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["rss_feed"]=> array(7) { ["managing_editor"]=> string(0) "" ["display_rss_feed_in_category"]=> string(1) "N" ["category_max_products_items"]=> string(1) "5" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "490" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["newsletters"]=> array(12) { ["newsletters_per_pass"]=> string(2) "10" ["coupon"]=> string(0) "" ["mailer_send_method"]=> string(7) "default" ["mailer_smtp_host"]=> string(0) "" ["mailer_smtp_username"]=> string(0) "" ["mailer_smtp_password"]=> string(0) "" ["mailer_smtp_ecrypted_connection"]=> string(4) "none" ["mailer_smtp_auth"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "500" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["email_marketing"]=> array(16) { ["em_show_on_checkout"]=> string(1) "N" ["em_mailchimp_api_key"]=> string(0) "" ["em_madmimi_username"]=> string(0) "" ["em_checkout_enabled"]=> string(1) "N" ["em_mailchimp_list"]=> string(0) "" ["em_madmimi_api_key"]=> string(0) "" ["em_double_opt_in"]=> string(1) "N" ["em_madmimi_list"]=> string(0) "" ["em_welcome_letter"]=> string(1) "N" ["em_service"]=> string(5) "dummy" ["em_token"]=> string(32) "b0bce6e88d9671049cf7bb08b8d124ab" ["em_lastsync"]=> string(10) "1718134347" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "500" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["attachments"]=> array(5) { ["allow_save_attachments_to_server"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "600" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["customers_also_bought"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "900" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["vendor_rating"]=> array(11) { ["formula"]=> string(76) "paidOrdersCount + paidOrdersTotal + activeProductsCount + manualVendorRating" ["start_rating_period"]=> string(1) "0" ["rating_above_price"]=> string(1) "N" ["bronze_rating_lower_limit"]=> string(2) "50" ["silver_rating_lower_limit"]=> string(2) "80" ["gold_rating_lower_limit"]=> string(2) "90" ["config_tpl"]=> string(10) "config.tpl" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(3) "900" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["advanced_import"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["mve_plus"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "1" } ["vendor_communication"]=> array(9) { ["vendor_to_customer_communication"]=> string(1) "Y" ["show_on_product"]=> string(1) "Y" ["vendor_to_admin_communication"]=> string(1) "Y" ["show_on_vendor"]=> string(1) "Y" ["show_on_order"]=> string(1) "Y" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["vendor_plans"]=> array(8) { ["include_shipping"]=> string(1) "Y" ["include_taxes_in_commission"]=> string(1) "N" ["collect_taxes_from_vendors"]=> string(1) "N" ["allow_vendors_to_change_plan"]=> string(1) "Y" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["vendor_terms"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["storefront_rest_api"]=> array(5) { ["access_key"]=> string(32) "38da359911e2ff46b607410d4bcd54b5" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1500" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "1" } ["recaptcha"]=> array(18) { ["notice"]=> string(0) "" ["forbidden_countries_notice"]=> string(0) "" ["forbidden_countries"]=> array(3) { ["CN"]=> string(1) "Y" ["CG"]=> string(1) "Y" ["IR"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["recaptcha_site_key"]=> string(0) "" ["recaptcha_secret"]=> string(0) "" ["recaptcha_theme"]=> string(5) "light" ["recaptcha_size"]=> string(6) "normal" ["recaptcha_type"]=> string(5) "image" ["recaptcha_v3_site_key"]=> string(40) "6Lc9DwMpAAAAAICcb2ouWJ47MCUGDXmTZLcNmdQu" ["recaptcha_v3_secret"]=> string(40) "6Lc9DwMpAAAAAPjC4y1gqxqqiCGaSGJoqt7zA1dM" ["recaptcha_v3_success_score"]=> string(3) "0.5" ["recaptcha_use_for_value"]=> string(413) "a:10:{s:5:"login";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:8:"register";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:8:"checkout";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:12:"track_orders";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:22:"track_product_in_stock";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:24:"apply_for_vendor_account";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:11:"newsletters";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:17:"gift_certificates";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:12:"form_builder";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";s:10:"discussion";s:12:"recaptcha_v3";}" ["recaptcha_use_for"]=> string(20) "use_for_settings.tpl" ["settings_proxy"]=> string(0) "" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1500" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["product_variations"]=> array(9) { ["variations_allow_own_images"]=> string(1) "Y" ["variations_allow_own_features"]=> string(1) "Y" ["variations_allow_auto_change_default_variation"]=> string(1) "Y" ["variations_show_all_possible_feature_variants"]=> string(1) "N" ["quantity_discount_on_different_variations"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1500" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["master_products"]=> array(6) { ["allow_vendors_to_create_products"]=> string(1) "Y" ["allow_buy_default_common_product"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1510" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["product_bundles"]=> array(5) { ["show_bundles"]=> string(26) "before_product_description" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1520" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["bestsellers"]=> array(8) { ["final_sale_from"]=> string(2) "40" ["period"]=> string(3) "all" ["sales_amount_from"]=> string(1) "1" ["last_days"]=> string(1) "3" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1700" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["seo"]=> array(11) { ["seo_product_type"]=> string(23) "product_category_nohtml" ["seo_category_type"]=> string(15) "category_nohtml" ["seo_page_type"]=> string(11) "page_nohtml" ["seo_other_type"]=> string(9) "directory" ["seo_language"]=> string(1) "Y" ["single_url"]=> string(1) "Y" ["non_latin_symbols"]=> string(1) "Y" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1800" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["vendor_data_premoderation"]=> array(11) { ["vendors_prior_approval"]=> string(4) "none" ["products_prior_approval"]=> string(4) "none" ["vendor_profile_updates_approval"]=> string(4) "none" ["products_updates_approval"]=> string(4) "none" ["approval_info"]=> string(0) "" ["product_premoderation_fields"]=> array(1) { ["N"]=> string(1) "Y" } ["preventing_registration_info"]=> string(0) "" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "1900" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["google_analytics"]=> array(6) { ["tracking_code"]=> string(12) "G-XHW25XXQXF" ["track_ecommerce"]=> string(1) "Y" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "2000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["form_builder"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "2400" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["banners"]=> array(5) { ["banner_multilang"]=> string(1) "Y" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "2800" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["age_verification"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "2900" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["discussion"]=> array(28) { ["company_discussion_type"]=> string(1) "D" ["product_posts_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["category_posts_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["order_posts_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["page_posts_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["home_page_posts_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["product_post_approval"]=> string(3) "any" ["company_only_buyers"]=> string(1) "Y" ["category_post_approval"]=> string(3) "any" ["home_page_post_approval"]=> string(3) "any" ["order_initiate"]=> string(1) "Y" ["page_post_approval"]=> string(8) "disabled" ["product_post_ip_check"]=> string(1) "N" ["company_posts_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["home_page_post_ip_check"]=> string(1) "Y" ["page_post_ip_check"]=> string(1) "N" ["category_post_ip_check"]=> string(1) "N" ["home_page_testimonials"]=> string(1) "B" ["page_discussion_type"]=> string(1) "D" ["company_post_approval"]=> string(3) "any" ["category_discussion_type"]=> string(1) "D" ["product_discussion_type"]=> string(1) "D" ["company_post_ip_check"]=> string(1) "N" ["product_review_after_purchase"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "3000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["product_reviews"]=> array(15) { ["notice"]=> string(0) "" ["reviews_per_page"]=> string(2) "10" ["review_approval"]=> string(3) "any" ["review_ip_check"]=> string(1) "N" ["review_fields"]=> string(6) "simple" ["review_after_purchase"]=> string(1) "Y" ["review_ask_for_customer_location"]=> string(4) "none" ["split_reviews_by_storefronts"]=> string(1) "N" ["images_upload_allowed"]=> string(1) "Y" ["product_variations"]=> string(22) "product_variations.tpl" ["split_reviews_for_variations_as_separate_products"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "3001" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["wishlist"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "3100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["google_sitemap"]=> array(23) { ["clear_url"]=> string(0) "" ["cron_command"]=> string(16) "cron_command.tpl" ["site_change"]=> string(6) "always" ["site_priority"]=> string(1) "1" ["include_products"]=> string(1) "Y" ["products_change"]=> string(5) "daily" ["products_priority"]=> string(3) "0.5" ["include_categories"]=> string(1) "Y" ["categories_change"]=> string(5) "daily" ["categories_priority"]=> string(3) "0.5" ["include_pages"]=> string(1) "N" ["pages_change"]=> string(5) "daily" ["pages_priority"]=> string(3) "0.5" ["include_extended"]=> string(1) "N" ["extended_change"]=> string(5) "daily" ["extended_priority"]=> string(3) "0.5" ["include_companies"]=> string(1) "Y" ["companies_change"]=> string(5) "daily" ["companies_priority"]=> string(3) "0.5" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "3500" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["data_feeds"]=> array(5) { ["cron_password"]=> string(6) "MYPASS" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "4000" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["catalog_mode"]=> array(6) { ["main_store_mode"]=> string(7) "catalog" ["add_to_cart_empty_buy_now_url"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "D" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "4200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["graphql_api"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "4200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "1" } ["hybrid_auth"]=> array(6) { ["icons_pack"]=> string(10) "flat_32x32" ["autogen_email"]=> string(1) "N" ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "4200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_fans"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "5100" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["spicy_label_maker"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "5200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["as_copy_product"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "5200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["as_events"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> string(4) "5200" ["unmanaged"]=> string(1) "0" } ["as_royal_mail"]=> array(4) { ["status"]=> string(1) "A" ["is_disabled"]=> bool(false) ["priority"]=> 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Perfect for solo play or to spice up intimate moments with a partner, this toy’s ergonomic shape allows for a range of pleasurable experiences, from gentle caresses to intense, passionate thrusts. Available in a range of vibrant colors that reflect the mythical beauty of dragons, each toy is a work of art, designed to delight both visually and physically. (Pictured in Slime Green, offered exclusively for this product only. Colors are hand mixed, so tones may vary). RETURN POLICY We are committed to providing you with utmost satisfaction for your purchases made on our Spicerack shop. Kindly note, we do entertain returns for products, provided they remain in their original, unopened shrink-wrap. Should you experience any discrepancies with your order, or if our product fails to meet your expectations, we are here to assist you. You may reach out to us directly through Spicerack or via the Contact page on our official website. 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Celebrate your love for the fun and creativity of Hankey's Toys with these exclusive, limited-edition tees. Crafted from quality 6-oz. 100% ring spun cotton, these shirts offer a comfortable fit perfect for every day wear. Featuring vibrant and eye catching designs inspired by your favorite Hankey's Toys and characters, these t-shirts are a must-have for any fan. Whether you're looking to make a bold statement or simply show off your playful side, Hankey's Toys shirts are designed to stand out. Keep your toys at home and take our T-Shirts on the road, wherever you go! Available in a range of sizes, there's a perfect match for everyone. Sizes range from S to XXL, make sure to check out the size chart to ensure you receive the perfect fit! RETURN POLICY Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! 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A LINK TO OUR WEBSITE IS LOCATED ON OUR SPICERACK HOMEPAGE IN THE 'ABOUT HANKEYSTOYS' SECTION. MANY OF OUR TOYS ARE VERY LARGE, BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN SELECTING YOUR SIZE. CONTACT US IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SIZING PRIOR TO ORDERING. NOTE ON PRODUCT OPTIONS All Hankey's Toys products sold on Spicerack come in our popular 75% firmness only. All products come with attachment hole on underside of toy unless otherwise specified and are sold in the color shown in the product images. Our products are customizable, for additional options visit our website. PRODUCT DESCRIPTION Bigger than Goliath? Bigger than the Ogre? Yes, this is our LARGEST 4XL toy to date. Measuring a whopping 17.5" in circumference at its bulbous center, a 14.25" insertable length, and a weight of approximately 16lbs. The 4XL Atlas is a beast and should ONLY be attempted by pros. A true hybrid, The Atlas is a mixture between a real lifecasting with some alterations made such as the bulbous center and unique shape. 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It's pure ecstasy, no where else will you find something like this, it's truly a work of art! Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary. RETURN POLICY We are committed to providing you with utmost satisfaction for your purchases made on our Spicerack shop. Kindly note, we do entertain returns for products, provided they remain in their original, unopened shrink-wrap. Should you experience any discrepancies with your order, or if our product fails to meet your expectations, we are here to assist you. You may reach out to us directly through Spicerack or via the Contact page on our official website. When reaching out through our website, we kindly ask that you reference 'Spicerack Order' in the subject line to expedite the process. Our primary objective is to ensure that you, as our esteemed customer, are delighted with our products and the level of customer service we provide. Rest assured, your satisfaction is our priority. A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries." 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