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8469 Extend your pleasure and train your body for multiple orgasms. LELO Beads are for women who treasure their sensuality. A discreet and body-safe alternative to traditional exercise LELO Beads work to strengthen the vaginal wall and PC muscles through effective Kegel exercising. When worn they deliver movement-induced tingly sensations causing muscle contraction ensuring a comfortable and convenient workout that fits every routine. This promises an array of health benefits improving bladder control for women of all ages while revealing the pleasures that body care brings. Specifications: Material: Body-safe ABS / Silicone Harness Size: 89 x 35 x 16 mm / 3.5 x 1.3 x 0.6 in Beads Diameter: 35 mm / 1.3 in Number of Beads: 4 Weights: 2 x 28 gr / 0.06 lb 2 x 37 gr / 0.08 lb Colors: Petal Pink Powder Blue Box Contains: LELO Beads Satin Storage Pouch Warranty Registration Card Detailed Instruction Manual
8470 Inspired by centuries-old Ben Wa balls LELO Beads Noir offer you a sensual secret the type of subtle prolonged pleasure you wont find anywhere else. Perfect for foreplay or building longer stronger orgasms. Specifications: Materials: ABS Plastic / Silicone Finish: Glossy / Matte Girdle Size: 75 x 30 x 10 mm / 3.0 x 1.2 x 0.4 in Bead Size: 29 mm / 1.1 in Weight: 2 x 37 g / 2 x 1.3 oz Box Contains: 2 x 37 g (1.3 oz) beads Silicone harness Satin Storage Pouch Warranty Registration Card Detailed Instruction Manual
8533 Find your inner strength with easy-to-use weights that take your pelvic floor training to the next level. Just like weights at the gym Laselle Weighted Exercisers provide easy and safe resistance training for the pelvic floor so you build strength and tone fast. Power to the pelvis! You will easily gain pelvic floor strength and tone It encourages correct Kegel technique for best results Laselles weighted inner ball helps strengthen muscles You can train with up to 6 weight combinations You will quickly see and feel results Exercisers are made of safe 100% medical grade silicone
8537 The future is now. KegelSmart is a revolutionary new way to do your Kegels! Its your personal pelvic floor trainer which sets a routine that is simple to follow safe to use and completely tailored to your individual needs. Kegels should be done at every age and in every stage and this is the easiest and smartest way to incorporate a regular Kegel exercise routine into your schedule. Start right now watch your strength build rapidly and radically change your life. Made of 100% medical grade siliconeRegisters pelvic strengthAutomatically sets exercise levelSimple vibration-guided programImproves the tone and strength of your pelvic floorConvenient string for easier removal
8709 Fall in love with silky smooth BLOOM the rechargeable kegel balls set with app control by We-Vibe! We-Vibe Bloom makes strengthening your PC muscles fun and easy so you may achieve more satisfying orgasms. Have fun exploring a new way to do your Kegel exercises. With progressive weights for toning and rumbly vibrations to enjoy it's designed with pleasure in mind. With the free We-Connect app you can add pleasure by switching between preset vibes and customizing your own vibes. Over 10 different rumbly vibrations. 100 percent waterproof. USB rechargeable. Made from Body-safe silicone free from phthalates and BPA and made without latex. Dimensions: 33 mm x 179.25 mm. Coral color. It comes with three progressive weights (10 g 30 g and 45 g) that are easy to interchange.
20483 Baby Birthing Egg For all those kinksters who want that amazing stretch and be able to birth out a Baby Birthing Egg. The Baby Birthing Egg is made from high quality Platinum Cure silicone that is skin safe. The Baby Birthing Egg can be used by both sexes and will enhance anyone's play time. A must have in for anyone who loves stretching and birthing. Measurements Height 10cm 3.94" Width 7cm 2.75" Circumference 22cm 8.66" Firmness = Soft & Squishy - (Shore 00-30) Suggested Lubricant to use = Water based How do you use the Baby Birthing Egg? Basically, for a kinky woman, you lube up your vagina and get in a comfortable position. Open your legs and then gently tease your vagina to open up slightly. Gently, you start to rub your vagina with the Baby Birthing Egg. Slowly, pushing it in until your vagina opens up and sucks in the Baby Birthing Egg. At this stage you feel such a deep europhic feeling as the Baby Birthing Egg sits inside your warm Vagina. Now the fun starts - every-time you move the Baby Birthing Egg will rub on your Gspot - getting you very aroused and horny. The Baby Birthing Egg will also rub on your cervix, once again getting you very aroused. The combination of the above is intensified when you try to walk. Every step you take will amplify the deep sensation making you very horny and very wet. Eventually, you will cum hard and strong, leaving you wanting more and more. There are very few toys on the market that can give you this level of excitement and arousal! For kinky men. simply, lube up your anus and gently rub the Baby Birthing Egg on your anus until your anus opens up and swallows the whole Baby Birthing Egg. The sensation is amazing! you will feel so hot and horny knowing what you have up your arse! The best bit for men is that you could try going for a walk and realise that the Baby birthing Egg is rubbing on your prostate gland and your cock is dripping precum - YES! you are being milked as you walk - leaving a messy wet patch in your underwear! How do I remove the Baby Birthing Egg? Removal is very easy for both kinky men and kinky ladies. There are two ways that the Baby Birthing Egg can be removed safely and with ease. a) The first way is that you get in a comfortable birthing position and simply start breathing and pushing. Your vagina will gradually open up and allow the Baby Birthing Egg to pop out by itself. For a kinky man, simply get in the best birthing position and start to push. your anus will feel the stretch as you push harder and harder - then you clench your fists as the Baby Birthing Egg pops out! b) The Baby Birthing Egg has a safety cord which means that you can either slowly pull out the Baby Birthing Egg or it can be yanked out leaving a beautiful gape behind! POSTAGE We use safe secure and discreet packaging with no mention of Kinky X Toys on the packaging. Your order will be double packed for security. The courier we use as standard is Royal Mail. This courier is fast and reliable. You will be given a tracking number so that you can go online and track where your package is. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact us - we are here to help you.
30710 The sophisticated "Paris" apple shaped Kegel ball will help you train your pelvic floor muscles and enhance sexual pleasure. You can wear this apple inside your vagina with the pull-out cord (stem) exposed. You can start to exercise by wearing the ball for a few minutes each day and increase the duration of the training as your intimate muscles get stronger. A small metal ball inside provides vibrations when you move. A nice enhancement for your love life and very helpful during and after pregnancy. Discrete, safe and easy. Phthalate-free Silcone. Made to strict EU standards for safety. Kegel ball is 40 mm (1.57") in diameter. Total length (bottom of apple to tip of stem) is 90mm (3.55"). Available in Black, Purple, Red (Hot Pink), Light Blue and Pink.