SELECT 
  cscart_products.*, 
  cscart_product_descriptions.*, 
  MIN(
    IF(
      cscart_product_prices.percentage_discount = 0, 
      cscart_product_prices.price, 
      cscart_product_prices.price - (
        cscart_product_prices.price * cscart_product_prices.percentage_discount
      )/ 100
    )
  ) as price, 
  GROUP_CONCAT(
    CASE WHEN (
      cscart_products_categories.link_type = 'M'
    ) THEN CONCAT(
      cscart_products_categories.category_id, 
      'M'
    ) ELSE cscart_products_categories.category_id END 
    ORDER BY 
      cscart_categories.storefront_id IN (0, 1) DESC, 
      (
        cscart_products_categories.link_type = 'M'
      ) DESC, 
      cscart_products_categories.category_position ASC, 
      cscart_products_categories.category_id ASC
  ) as category_ids, 
  popularity.total as popularity, 
  companies.company as company_name, 
  cscart_product_sales.amount as sales_amount, 
  cscart_seo_names.name as seo_name, 
  cscart_seo_names.path as seo_path, 
  cscart_discussion.type as discussion_type, 
  cscart_product_review_prepared_data.average_rating average_rating, 
  cscart_product_review_prepared_data.reviews_count product_reviews_count, 
  companies.discreet_shipping as company_discreet_shipping 
FROM 
  cscart_products 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_prices ON cscart_product_prices.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_prices.lower_limit = 1 
  AND cscart_product_prices.usergroup_id IN (0, 0, 1) 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_descriptions ON cscart_product_descriptions.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_descriptions.lang_code = 'en' 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_companies as companies ON companies.company_id = cscart_products.company_id 
  INNER JOIN cscart_products_categories ON cscart_products_categories.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  INNER JOIN cscart_categories ON cscart_categories.category_id = cscart_products_categories.category_id 
  AND cscart_categories.storefront_id IN (0, 1) 
  AND (
    cscart_categories.usergroup_ids = '' 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      0, cscart_categories.usergroup_ids
    ) 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      1, cscart_categories.usergroup_ids
    )
  ) 
  AND (
    cscart_products.usergroup_ids = '' 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      0, cscart_products.usergroup_ids
    ) 
    OR FIND_IN_SET(
      1, cscart_products.usergroup_ids
    )
  ) 
  AND cscart_categories.status IN ('A', 'H') 
  AND cscart_products.status IN ('A', 'H') 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_popularity as popularity ON popularity.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_sales ON cscart_product_sales.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_sales.category_id = 12 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_seo_names ON cscart_seo_names.object_id = 12034 
  AND cscart_seo_names.type = 'p' 
  AND cscart_seo_names.dispatch = '' 
  AND cscart_seo_names.lang_code = 'en' 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_discussion ON cscart_discussion.object_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_discussion.object_type = 'P' 
  LEFT JOIN cscart_product_review_prepared_data ON cscart_product_review_prepared_data.product_id = cscart_products.product_id 
  AND cscart_product_review_prepared_data.storefront_id = 0 
WHERE 
  cscart_products.product_id = 12034 
  AND (
    companies.status IN ('A') 
    OR cscart_products.company_id = 0
  ) 
GROUP BY 
  cscart_products.product_id

Query time 0.00175

JSON explain

{
  "query_block": {
    "select_id": 1,
    "cost_info": {
      "query_cost": "1.50"
    },
    "grouping_operation": {
      "using_filesort": false,
      "nested_loop": [
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_products",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "status"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "product_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "3",
            "ref": [
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 1,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.10",
              "prefix_cost": "0.00",
              "data_read_per_join": "5K"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "product_id",
              "lead_time",
              "etsy_id",
              "product_code",
              "product_type",
              "status",
              "company_id",
              "list_price",
              "amount",
              "weight",
              "length",
              "width",
              "height",
              "shipping_freight",
              "low_avail_limit",
              "timestamp",
              "updated_timestamp",
              "usergroup_ids",
              "is_edp",
              "edp_shipping",
              "unlimited_download",
              "tracking",
              "free_shipping",
              "zero_price_action",
              "is_pbp",
              "is_op",
              "is_oper",
              "is_returnable",
              "return_period",
              "avail_since",
              "out_of_stock_actions",
              "localization",
              "min_qty",
              "max_qty",
              "qty_step",
              "list_qty_count",
              "tax_ids",
              "age_verification",
              "age_limit",
              "options_type",
              "exceptions_type",
              "details_layout",
              "shipping_params",
              "facebook_obj_type",
              "parent_product_id",
              "allow_notes",
              "buy_now_url",
              "master_product_id",
              "master_product_status",
              "master_product_offers_count",
              "variation_sku",
              "has_color",
              "color_feature_id",
              "featured",
              "shopify_parent_product_id",
              "shopify_variant_product_id"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "popularity",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "total"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "product_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "3",
            "ref": [
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 1,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.10",
              "prefix_cost": "0.00",
              "data_read_per_join": "32"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "product_id",
              "total"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_product_sales",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "pa"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "category_id",
              "product_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "6",
            "ref": [
              "const",
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 0,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 1,
            "filtered": "0.00",
            "unique_row_not_found": true,
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.10",
              "prefix_cost": "0.00",
              "data_read_per_join": "16"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "category_id",
              "product_id",
              "amount"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_product_prices",
            "access_type": "ref",
            "possible_keys": [
              "usergroup",
              "product_id",
              "lower_limit",
              "usergroup_id"
            ],
            "key": "product_id",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "product_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "3",
            "ref": [
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 1,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.25",
              "eval_cost": "0.10",
              "prefix_cost": "0.35",
              "data_read_per_join": "24"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "product_id",
              "price",
              "percentage_discount",
              "lower_limit",
              "usergroup_id"
            ],
            "attached_condition": "<if>(is_not_null_compl(cscart_product_prices), ((`cscartdb`.`cscart_product_prices`.`lower_limit` = 1) and (`cscartdb`.`cscart_product_prices`.`usergroup_id` in (0,0,1))), true)"
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_product_descriptions",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "product_id"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "product_id",
              "lang_code"
            ],
            "key_length": "9",
            "ref": [
              "const",
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 1,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.10",
              "prefix_cost": "0.45",
              "data_read_per_join": "3K"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "product_id",
              "lang_code",
              "product",
              "shortname",
              "short_description",
              "full_description",
              "meta_keywords",
              "meta_description",
              "search_words",
              "page_title",
              "age_warning_message",
              "promo_text",
              "stop_words"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "companies",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "company_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "4",
            "ref": [
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 1,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.10",
              "prefix_cost": "0.55",
              "data_read_per_join": "15K"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "company_id",
              "status",
              "company",
              "discreet_shipping"
            ],
            "attached_condition": "<if>(found_match(companies), ((`cscartdb`.`companies`.`status` = 'A') or false), true)"
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_products_categories",
            "access_type": "ref",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "pt"
            ],
            "key": "pt",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "product_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "3",
            "ref": [
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 2,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 2,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.50",
              "eval_cost": "0.20",
              "prefix_cost": "1.25",
              "data_read_per_join": "32"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "product_id",
              "category_id",
              "link_type",
              "category_position"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_categories",
            "access_type": "eq_ref",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "c_status",
              "p_category_id"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "category_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "3",
            "ref": [
              "cscartdb.cscart_products_categories.category_id"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 0,
            "filtered": "5.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.01",
              "prefix_cost": "1.45",
              "data_read_per_join": "344"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "category_id",
              "storefront_id",
              "usergroup_ids",
              "status"
            ],
            "attached_condition": "((`cscartdb`.`cscart_categories`.`storefront_id` in (0,1)) and ((`cscartdb`.`cscart_categories`.`usergroup_ids` = '') or (0 <> find_in_set(0,`cscartdb`.`cscart_categories`.`usergroup_ids`)) or (0 <> find_in_set(1,`cscartdb`.`cscart_categories`.`usergroup_ids`))) and (`cscartdb`.`cscart_categories`.`status` in ('A','H')))"
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_seo_names",
            "access_type": "ref",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY",
              "dispatch"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "object_id",
              "type",
              "dispatch",
              "lang_code"
            ],
            "key_length": "206",
            "ref": [
              "const",
              "const",
              "const",
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 0,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.03",
              "eval_cost": "0.01",
              "prefix_cost": "1.49",
              "data_read_per_join": "173"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "name",
              "object_id",
              "type",
              "dispatch",
              "path",
              "lang_code"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_discussion",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "object_id"
            ],
            "key": "object_id",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "object_id",
              "object_type"
            ],
            "key_length": "6",
            "ref": [
              "const",
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 0,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.01",
              "prefix_cost": "1.50",
              "data_read_per_join": "2"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "object_id",
              "object_type",
              "type"
            ]
          }
        },
        {
          "table": {
            "table_name": "cscart_product_review_prepared_data",
            "access_type": "const",
            "possible_keys": [
              "PRIMARY"
            ],
            "key": "PRIMARY",
            "used_key_parts": [
              "product_id",
              "storefront_id"
            ],
            "key_length": "7",
            "ref": [
              "const",
              "const"
            ],
            "rows_examined_per_scan": 1,
            "rows_produced_per_join": 0,
            "filtered": "100.00",
            "cost_info": {
              "read_cost": "0.00",
              "eval_cost": "0.01",
              "prefix_cost": "1.51",
              "data_read_per_join": "1"
            },
            "used_columns": [
              "product_id",
              "storefront_id",
              "average_rating",
              "reviews_count"
            ]
          }
        }
      ]
    }
  }
}

Result

product_id lead_time etsy_id product_code product_type status company_id list_price amount weight length width height shipping_freight low_avail_limit timestamp updated_timestamp usergroup_ids is_edp edp_shipping unlimited_download tracking free_shipping zero_price_action is_pbp is_op is_oper is_returnable return_period avail_since out_of_stock_actions localization min_qty max_qty qty_step list_qty_count tax_ids age_verification age_limit options_type exceptions_type details_layout shipping_params facebook_obj_type parent_product_id allow_notes buy_now_url master_product_id master_product_status master_product_offers_count variation_sku has_color color_feature_id featured shopify_parent_product_id shopify_variant_product_id lang_code product shortname short_description full_description meta_keywords meta_description search_words page_title age_warning_message promo_text stop_words price category_ids popularity company_name sales_amount seo_name seo_path discussion_type average_rating product_reviews_count company_discreet_shipping
12034 { "from": "1", "to": "3"} GRNDR-BRUMHILDA-6A P A 6 0.00 343 1.188 0 0 0 0.00 0 1714074691 1723492505 0 N N N Y P N N N Y 10 0 N N 0 P F default a:5:{s:16:"min_items_in_box";i:0;s:16:"max_items_in_box";i:0;s:10:"box_length";i:0;s:9:"box_width";i:0;s:10:"box_height";i:0;} activity 0 Y 0 A 0 0 0 0 en Brümhilda Witches Broom Halloween Sex Grinder Brümhilda Witches Broom Halloween Sex Grinder It's always spooky season, witches, and witches know how to best ride sticks. If you didn't believe in magic, you will now -- get ready to have your floors swept because you're about to be spellbound. Our sex grinder straps securely to your partners thigh or use yourself by attaching to any pillow or rolled up towel for your grinding pleasure. Made of body-safe silicone, our grinder won't irritate your inner thighs while straddling and is super easy to clean. The adjustable straps ensure a perfect fit for any pillow, rolled up towel or thigh. So squirt a drop of lube and get grinding! 🎨 This design is made in a marble of Aureolin Yellow & Copper. 📝 Want to customize your Brümhilda Witches Broom Halloween Sex Grinder colors? Check out our custom Brümhilda listing. https://spicerack.market/sex-toys/grinders/custom-br%C3%BCmhilda-witches-broom-halloween-sex-grinder-98b6e2e/ 💕 Matching Brümhilda Witches Broom Dildo: https://spicerack.market/sex-toys/dildos/fantasy-dildos/custom-br%C3%BCmhilda-witches-broom-dildo-9a5ce41/ This includes the silicone grinder and two adjustable nylon straps that are 40" each. Grind it out with our Brümhilda Witches Broom Fantasy Halloween Sex Grinder (matching Brümhilda Fantasy Dildo sold separately). See the product images for exact measurements. Length – 7”/117.8mm Width – 4.5”/114.3mm Height – 2.1”/53mm Straps - 40"/101.6cm All our products are made in-house (Florida, USA) using only the highest quality 100% body safe platinum silicone as well as pigment coloring materials. These materials are non-porous, hypoallergenic, unscented and easy to clean. Every order is custom made and we'll do our absolute best to create your toy just as you have envisioned it but due to the nature of silicone pouring we cannot guarantee the exact outcome of each pour in terms of color fading or mixing. Every toy will come out a little different so use the images as a reference but not a strict guideline to the exact outcome. We will happily work with you to provide feedback if you have doubts about your design choices :) Products are shipped in a discreet box with only our store initials as the sender. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS - DON'T BE SHY ;) mature, sex toys, sex toy, adult toys, Adult toys for men, Adult toys for women, Gay sex, gay men toys, bdsm, kinky, harness, fetish, x rated, cowgirl, sex Brümhilda Witches Broom Halloween Sex Grinder mature, sex toys, sex toy, adult toys, Adult toys for men, Adult toys for women, Gay sex, gay men toys, bdsm, kinky, harness, fetish, x rated, cowgirl, sex positions, sex games, adult games, stfuattdlagg, nsfw, romantasy, polyamory, Sex positions, Discreet, Ddlg, Sex spell, Platinum silicone, body safe silicone, custom, mica pigments, customizable, custom colors, sterile, easy to clean, fantasy grinder, silicone grinder, platinum silicone grinder, cliterous stimulator, clitoris stimulator, clitoral stimulator, vaginal toy, clit, pussy grinder, sex grinder, rubbing toy, humping toy, witch, w Brümhilda Witches Broom Halloween Sex Grinder 59.99000000 12M,393 1645 Twisted Fantasies brümhilda-witches-broom-halloween-sex-grinder-3b093a9 2/12 D Y